Although Limbaugh’s remaining supporters are unlikely to be bothered to any great degree by fresh evidence of their pudgy idol’s hypocrisy, writer-director Bob Cesca makes a good case that they should be:
Rush has been married three times and most recently was dating CNN’s Daryn Kagan. But as of this date, June 27, 2006, Rush Limbaugh isn’t married nor is he dating Kagan. (Can you see where I’m going with this?) Rush is one of the most visible representatives of the right-wing’s moral values platform--the same values that include abstinence and strong words about the immorality of premarital sex. (Wait for it.) Intercourse and marriage are supposed to be all about procreation, right? I mean, that’s one of the reasons why Republicans like Rush and Sen. Santorum support an amendment banning same-sex marriage.An excellent question, indeed.
So if Rush isn’t married, why would he need Viagra?
READ MORE: “No Satisfaction from Rush’s Problem,” by Brent Budowsky (The Huffington Post); “Of All the Things to Get Caught Smuggling ...,” by James R. Winter (Northcoast Exile); “One Former Dittohead’s Thoughts on the Rush Story,” by Jim Derych (The Huffington Post); “Rush Can’t Get Little Newt to Stand for Office,” by David Terrenoire (A Dark Planet).