Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Just What We Needed: Bed-Mounted Shotguns

From the Core77 Design Blog: “The worst part about shooting home invaders is having to get out of bed to grab the shotgun. Well, that’s no longer a problem with the The Back-Up Gun Rack, which provides a convenient and easy-to-install bed-mounted solution! Now you can fill invaders with two barrels of buckshot without even having to sit up! A bed-mounted shotgun. What could go wrong?”

You have to watch the joyfully presented video advertisement for this product to understand how truly outrageous it is.

No wonder travelers from abroad think the United States is a crazy, dangerous place.

(Hat tip to Bill Crider.)

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