Did You Say “Stare” Master?

For all you men who were feeling guilty for participating in The Huffington Post’s new poll to choose the “best chest in Hollywood,” check out this report:

A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure, and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.

The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym ... because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.

Like studies that show the unexpected health benefits of drinking too much coffee, I’m sure this one will be overturned by some subsequent analysis. But for now, your inhibitions about enjoying the cleavage view at parties and beaches should be abandoned.