Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Attention Grabbers

[[L O O K S]] * Is it really any mystery as to why women feel objectified? Exhibit A: That arbiter of modern class and culture, In Touch Weekly, apparently conducted a poll which found that actress Scarlett Johansson’s breasts are the best in Hollywood. Rounding out the top three choices were Salma Hayek and Jessica Simpson. What the hell is wrong with this country? There’s a civil war going on in Iraq (thanks to our scandalized prez), the U.S. budget deficit continues to climb into the realm of the ridiculous, and the White House is arrogantly spying on American citizens without bothering to procure warrants ... yet the nation’s attention is riveted by the bosomy endowments of entertainers? And a controversy has broken out over why such lithesome lovelies as Halle Berry, Kelly Monaco, Jessica Alba, and Petra Nemcova didn’t make the cleavage cut?

Face it: We’re all boobs.

READ MORE:Scarlett Johansson: Best. Breasts. Ever.” (Egotastic)

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