Tuesday, June 13, 2006
The Fat Man’s Secret to Health
[[E A T I N G]] * The good news: Researchers at Oregon State University have discovered that consuming beer and pizza could help men avoid contracting prostate cancer. The bad news, according to Dr. Richard N. Atkins, CEO of the National Prostate Cancer Coalition: “[T]he 17 beers and four large pizzas needed to get enough xanthohumol and lycopene to help prevent prostate cancer is unfortunately not advised.” Damn! I knew there was going to be a catch in there someplace.