Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Three’s Company? Maybe Not So Much

[[A R T]] * Speaking of sculptures, artist Daniel Edwards--the same guy who gave the world a life-size statue of a naked Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug--is currently planning a “bronze sculpture depicting Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie in a threesome.” As TV Squad reports, “Jolie and Aniston aren’t too pleased with this news and plan on doing everything they can to keep the sculpture from being exhibited, but Pitt doesn’t seem to have a problem with it. Insert a comment about the typical male, perhaps a joke or two about not asking for directions.”

Poor Aniston. She just settled a lawsuit against a photographer who’d captured some topless shots of her late last year, and now this. Are these trials the price of fame and beauty? If so, thank goodness I have neither.

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